The world is strange as it is beautiful.

Let’s write it down together.

Hi, I’m J.A. Mays! I spend so, so, so much time thinking. Pondering, reflecting, etc. It was time to start getting some of these thoughts on paper, so behold! A freelance writing career. About me: I’m a deeply queer preacher, a bartender, a seminary student studying for a Master of Divinity degree, an occasional voice actor, and the head writer for a fantasy RPG called Crescent Kingdom.

I’m also possessed by questions, along with an intense craving to answer them. Questions like:

-What does it look like to live well in the radically new society that we inhabit?
-How do we keep our sanity amid the absurdity of a world that seeks to colonize our very souls for the ends of capital?
-What do we mean when we talk about God? Who is God? How can God be personal without a body?
-How do we learn to see an omnipresent God in places we have been told They are absent? In the worldly and profane?
-What does a healthy democracy look like? How do we cultivate it?
-And more, and more, and so much more.

On this website, I’ll be showcasing both my portfolio (for those who would like to potentially publish my work) and my array of services (for those who would like to take advantage of them). My services are all at a significant discount right now, as I am just starting out!

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$25 $10

Sacred Profanities
You ever wanted a personalized blessing for a random part of your everyday life?

Perhaps something to hang on your wall, something to recite to yourself while washing the dishes, something to scream into your pillow in the distress of life?

These little blessings will bring an added level of spirituality, bringing together the sacred and profane in a personalized way.

Custom Writing (Haiku or Short Poem)
A little haiku to brighten your day! Perhaps it’s about the love you share with your partner, the beauty of your dog, or the purpose you want your home to serve. Either way, it’s a small piece of beauty to help infuse your life with some delight!

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$70 $30

Textuality of Daily Life Consultation
Daily life comes, every once in a while, with the need to write things that really matter. I’m not talking about your work presentation or cover letter: I don’t care about those. I’m talking about a letter to a lover, a speech at a wedding, or an extended note to your child.

(Upon purchase of a consultation, you are entitled to up to 1 hour of video discussion about the topic at hand).

Christian Theological Consultation
If Christian theology is something of any importance to your spiritual life, then you likely know how hard it is to navigate the wild cultural winds of the present moment along with the historical complexities of the Christian tradition. I’m very well-versed in Christian theology and philosophy, and would be happy to provide you a consultation on Christian theology and ethics, whatever kind of situation you’re facing.

(Upon purchase of a consultation, you are entitled to up to 1 hour of video discussion about the topic at hand).

Custom Writing (Long Poem)
A long-form poem allows deeper immersion, capturing your relationships, passions, triumphs, or life's quiet wonders with lyrical sensitivity. This is a perfect way to honor a meaningful event, express heartfelt reflection, or celebrate a milestone with depth!

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$125 $60

Existential Crisis Hotline (Written Edition)
Existential crises are no joke, and they are deeply common in the contemporary world. I’ve got a blend of philosophical training, pastoral wisdom, and deep curiosity that tends to come in very handy for these kinds of crises. If you write in to the hotline, you’ll get:

-Up to 2 30-60 minute video consultations about what the issues that you’re facing
-An extended, written piece (so you can return to it later) that inspires and motivates you in your specific circumstances.

PLEASE NOTE! I plan to publish some of these hotline responses, so be willing for your existential crisis question to be made (anonymously) public.

Custom Writing (Short Story)
The most effort-intensive custom writing I offer! Get a short story that stars characters from your life or imagination. Give me as much detail as you like (though I reserve the right to refuse any requests or ask for more creative freedom if your specifications are too specific), and turn your dreams into a short story you can revisit for the rest of your life!

Contact Me

Interested in working with me? Fill out some info and I will be in touch shortly. Can’t wait to hear from you!